
Prologue

A Tale of Perceptual
Twists
A most amiable bridge playing
professor of optics peered through coke bottle lenses at the ethics committee chair, an
angry-red chain-smoker who smash banged his gavel and steamed like a skip bidder scorned.
The professor's voice warmed to
a sincere plea of innocence. "I'd sooner play pairs without 3NT in my bid box than
use these glasses to cheat."
"X-ray!" brayed the
chairman.
"Not my field," the
professor of optics demurred.
"Peeker!" cried the
chairman. "Case in point."
The professor
calmly examined Prosecution Exhibit I:
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"I led the
spade five. Partner won with the queen, and returned a spade to declarer's ace. Next, a
heart to the king and partner's ace. Then a spade to my jack, all followed.
"I cashed my good spade,
collected clubs all around. Partner signaled with the five. |
"I guarded hearts;
partner guarded diamonds. I, West, was on lead and a double squeeze loomed:
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"I played the
club queen, breaking the squeeze."
"Effortlessly!" fumed
the chairman.
"Quite naturally,"
mused the professor. |
"Please
note," said the professor. "Each bridge hand of thirteen cards contains one odd
single suit and three even holdings; or, one even single suit and three odd
holdings."
"Get to the fancy
glasses," barked the chair.
"These lenses concentrate
my vision on the two closed hands in every defensive position."
The professor shifted focus.
The committee chamber vanished from sight and consciousness. Lost in thought the professor
considered... |
{6-6-8-6}
The numbers that
represent
{spades-hearts-diamonds-clubs}
in the two concealed hands.
EVEN PRISM
The silent
professor reflected upon Exhibit I:
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When all four numbers
of a prism are even:
and
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Partner's
prism signal promised an odd single suit- spades
Partner...odd
spades
{ 6-6-8-6 }
Declarer...odd
spades |
"Peekaboo!" the chair
intruded.
The professor resurfaced.
"The prism signal revealed declarer's shape: 3=4=4=2. Declarer had discarded a
club. The club queen sprung to my thumb."
"A defender signaling
declarer's distribution. Horse feathers!" rumbled the chairman. Snorts escaped the
members. The chair gaveled silence.
"Professor, you guess
better than a mind reader in an eye patch. Take a gander."
Prosecution Exhibit II:
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"I
remember," said the professor. "I led the heart king to declarer's ace. He drew
trump in two rounds -East echoed. A club to dummy's queen, and a club to my ace. Partner
signaled club length -three.
"I knew twelve of
declarer's cards -six spades, five clubs, and the heart ace. Declarer's thirteenth was a
heart or a diamond loser. |
"He was about to
discard two hearts or two diamonds on clubs; and trump his loser in the dummy. I had to
cash my diamond ace or the heart queen:"
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"And
quicker than 'Pass' after 'Please wait' with a Yarborough, you grabbed the setting
trick," said the chair. |
The silent professor
considered...
{8-3-7-8}
A prism that contains
a couple of odd numbers and a couple of even numbers.
The black suits form
the even couple.
The red suits form the
odd couple.
The prism takes its
name from the odd couple.
RED PRISM
The silent professor reflected
upon Exhibit II:
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{8-3-7-8}
The two
concealed single suits always correspond to one of the prism couples. |
Partner's
prism signal revealed his single suit to be spades. In a Red Prism clubs and spades
form the even couple.
When the single suits
correspond to the even couple, their parity differs.
Partner...even
spades
{ 8-3-7-8 }
Declarer...odd clubs |
"Alert!" cried the
chairman.
Aloud the professor explained,
"I viewed declarer's hand through my Red Prism: odd in clubs, even elsewhere.
Naturally, I cashed my heart queen"
| Declarer: |
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A |
Q |
J |
10 |
5 |
3 |
|
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A |
4 |
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|
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K |
J |
7 |
5 |
2 |
Deep in thought...
Dare I belabor the
obvious for these gentlemen? Had partner held:
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8 |
6 |
|
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8 |
4 |
|
 |
K |
J |
9 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
|
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6 |
4 |
3 |
|
he
would have used a prism signal to promise an odd single suit -clubs.
Partner...odd
clubs
Red Prism
Declarer...even
spades |
| Declarer: |
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A |
Q |
J |
10 |
5 |
3 |
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A |
|
 |
4 |
|
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K |
J |
7 |
5 |
2 |
Quick the
diamond ace.
The professor, primed to deliver
a closing argument, stood and stared at empty chairs. She raised her shades. She blinked;
blinked again. No one. The jury was out but briefly.
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